Homer J. Simpson
Born: May 12th 1956
Job: Saftey Inspector at the local Nucleur Plant in sector 7G
Enemy: Flanders, Patty and Selma
Friends: Lenny, Carl, Moe, Barney

Homer works at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is married to Marge and he has three children, who are Bart, Lisa and Maggie. He likes watching HUSTLER magz, drinking beer and eating wet pussies. Everyday he hangs out at Moe's Tavern with sluts. He once went into space, and of course caused a lot of havoc, while aboard. He hates Mr.Burns, his boss at the Power Plant, but they once become freinds in the episode "Let Me Fuck Your Ass". In "XXX Sluts" he was the boss of all the grabagemen in Springfield, but of course, he didn't last long at that.

Marge Simpson
Age: 34
Admirers: Artie Ziff, Mr Burns, Moe
Hair dye: Blue #56.

Marge, a proud mother and good bitch of Homer. She has blue long hair and usually wears a light green short dress and red chapelt. She doesn't have an abiding job, but has worked as a Police Officer, Slut in Moe's tavern, a sucking person at Church and others. Marge puts up with a lot from Homer, and at times she's needed a break from fucking her children, and Homer as well, but really she loves Homer a lot, she gives him blowjobs almost every hour, but Homer prefers doggy-style.

Bart Simpson
Born: April 1st 1980
full name: Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
First word: ''Aye Carumba''
Friends: Milhouse Van Houten

Bart, a ten year old fourth grader at Springfield Elementary School. He lives at 742 Evergreen Terrace with his Father (Homer), Mother (Marge), youngest sisters (Lisa and Maggie - he fucks both), and his pets Snow Ball II and Santa's Little Helper. His best freind is Milhouse Van Houten - he's a gay. He's scared that Sideshow Bob will come and kill him because once he got him sent to prison as he framed Krusty The Clown. Krusty is Bart's idol along with Radioactive Man, a xxx comic book hero. He also likes to read xxx comics and jerking off. Once he worked as an ass bartender at Lobster's bar.

Lisa Simpson
Age: 8
Musical talent: Plays the saxophone and Guitar
First word: ''Bart''
Loves: Ponies

Lisa, a porn worm, if ever there was one! Lisa Simpson is a victim of dicks, due to her being very sexy for her age, but really she loves being who she is. Playing the pussy is what she likes doing, as well as studying for school. She once had a crush on the school bully Nelson Mutz, and they started dating and fucking. Her first crush though, was on her substitute teacher Mr. Burgstrem, in the episode "Lisa's Fucks ". She has two pets, Snowball II, and Santa's Little Helper. Her first cat, Snowball I, was ran over by a car, and was killed. Lisa was really upset by this, so her parents got her a new cat, Snowball II.

Maggie Simpson
Age: 1
First word: ''Daddy''
Enemy: Gerald the mono-brow baby

Maggie Simpson is a year old, so she doesn't really get up to much, apart from suck her dad's dick, and crawl around the house. Although, she has been for a tour of the city, when Marge left her with Homer, and sent Bart and Lisa to her sisters. Maggie escaped from her house, and went searching for her mother, Marge, in the episode "Homer Is Having Sex Alone". Her first word was "Daddy, don't fuck me! ", and was said in the episode "Lisa's First Word & Fuck".